Thursday, January 5, 2012

Rant submitted for Corporate Roadies Round 1


Cor-roadies
            Why shouldn’t Corporate Roadies be cor-roadies? We, I am sure, will be a bunch of Mad Men out to emulate the corrosive behaviors I see (and scoff at) on TV. In this day and age, there IS a god, contrary to what Nietzsche said about there being none – our god is social media.
            I am ubermensch; I am the light at the end of the tunnel that you will see but never reach. Those who attempt to follow me will lose their ways – my path fades behind me faster than footprints on the beach.
            I lead the way in this day and age where you don’t HAVE to be crazy to survive, but it helps. C’mon, can our generation get any crazier over social media than substituting “characters” with “words” and setting Twitter’s limit as the submission guideline for a post-graduate, open-for-all event? Whacky is as whacky do, and whacky ain’t playin’ ball no mo’. Peace out, mon amis.

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